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November 05, 2009

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Screw me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"

JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-22)

LIONESS	Nov 13, 2009 02:13 AM This comment was added from mobile phone.
Omj_its_lena	Nov 12, 2009 12:51 PM Lmfao. Cess needs some jenny craig! This comment was added from mobile phone.
chabella	Nov 12, 2009 12:56 AM ewww he has to suck cess! Good one. This comment was added from mobile phone.
PIN DROPPIN NIGGA	Nov 9, 2009 01:05 AM i get it climb the ladder to suck cess This comment was added from mobile phone.
precious	Nov 7, 2009 08:19 PM omg..wtf..lol datz so funny This comment was added from mobile phone.
mahnee	Nov 7, 2009 07:46 PM This comment was added from mobile phone.
**MiSSBOSS***	Nov 6, 2009 09:57 PM lmao This comment was added from mobile phone.
crazy salvadoreña	Nov 6, 2009 09:23 PM This comment was added from mobile phone.
Ct	Nov 6, 2009 12:43 PM Good one This comment was added from mobile phone.
Papi	Nov 6, 2009 08:43 AM This comment was added from mobile phone.
Maria702	Nov 6, 2009 03:36 AM FUNNY lol This comment was added from mobile phone.
MARTHA BBY	Nov 6, 2009 01:56 AM HAHA VERY FUNNY=]
Captainevil	Nov 6, 2009 12:21 AM Just wrong. This comment was added from mobile phone.
XxXxDEADxXxX	Nov 5, 2009 11:52 PM ha! Suxx 4 him! This comment was added from mobile phone.
C@M!L@	Nov 5, 2009 10:09 PM I dont get it? This comment was added from mobile phone.
veronica	Nov 5, 2009 07:39 PM Lol thanks tulip u actually get it HE IS GOING TO SUCK CESS that's wat gnna happen to the man! And they call me a dumbass haha This comment was added from mobile phone.
akatsuki01fan	Nov 5, 2009 06:28 PM yeah i left wondering to what happen to the man
Tulip	Nov 5, 2009 03:02 PM Ok to those that dont get it and are quick to call somebody a dumbass the ladies told him to screw them or climb the ladder to Suck Cess! Lol And the joke ended with the fat guy introducing himself as Cess!lol it was a dirty trick. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Zugged	Nov 5, 2009 02:40 PM i get it. He climbed to suck Cess. If i where him id climb back down. lol. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Dr. Psychopath	Nov 5, 2009 02:23 PM True dude what happends next another ladder? The man man turns into a drop dead gorgeous blonde an fucks til she can't stop? Bad ending dumbass This comment was added from mobile phone.
lending	Nov 5, 2009 02:01 PM and what happens when he meets the man. u ended it so abrupt that i left wondering? This comment was added from mobile phone.
Yoshigirl	Nov 5, 2009 01:18 PM OMG! That's hilarious This comment was added from mobile phone.