There were two men camping in the woods so they set up their tents, unpacked their sleeping bags and made a safe zone in which they could build a camp fire. Of course they would need wood to start the fire so they went together to find some logs and twigs. As they were picking up logs one of the men got bitten in the crotch by a snake! In panic he screamed to his friend for help and tells him, "Quick help! I got bitten by a snake what do i do?!" His friend takes out his camping manual and opens it to the section about 'how to treat a snake bite.' He silently reads it and notices that it will invole sucking the poison out from th bitten area. so his friend who is all in panic asks him, " Hey what does it say?! Will I live?!" "His friend scratches his head and replies "Well I dont know, wheres the bite?" The other friend "On my crotch! U know... right there" The other friend closes the book and tells him, "Well it basically says youre gonna die" lol Plz No Hatin'!