This drunk O'l man walked into mass just as the priest was doing communion. the priest knowing that the man was drunk and unworthy because of his state to partake of communion, turned to his altar boy and asked' "Do you see that man over there?" the altar boy said "yes! and hes drunk he cant partake of communion" the priest replied, "I know, so go find me something else that he can eat just so that he wont feel left out." The altar boy looked around and digged through his pockets and pulled out a rubber band and handed it to the priest. The priest looked at it but since the drunk man had already made his way up to the front the priest just placed it in the drunk's mouth. The drunk walks away a tad confused and after taking a seat and a few minutes later and the 'wafer' had not dissolved he began to chew on it. A woman next to him looking alarmed told the drunk, "Stop! you arent supposed to chew on the body!" The drunk replied, "I know but I must have gotten a nerve or something."